London Shard Skyline at Twilight
Friday 1st of March 10:30am
We had a meeting arranged for 2pm with manufacturers to discuss the production of samples, numbers, what we needed to provide, what they could help us with, see the production line and get to know each other, so I boarded the train at Stowmarket for the 1 hour and 20 minute journey to London Liverpool Street, when my brother rang me to let me know he blew his uni interview at Leeds, his 1st choice uni. 6 years of army life and taking a non-conventional route to uni has knocked his confidence and he went in with a negative mind frame; that he wasn’t good enough for Leeds, which is ridiculous. He’s always been smart, he can write (wants to study literature) has more life experience and really, truly wants to enjoy uni life. It’s not just ‘the next logical step after school,’ it’s something he wants. He was feeling down and, against my advice of staying for the open day to see how wasn’t out of place there, he decided to come home early, possibly sulk, and probably drink.
Matt got on the train at Ipswich and we spent the next hour going through CAD designs and questions we needed answers to. We went directly to Maida Vale to drop off our bags at the flat we AirBnB‘d, ironed our shirts and headed straight out to the meeting. It could not have gone much better. We had a lot of questions answered, they can help us with a lot of the sourcing and we now have an entirely clear and focussed path and time scale from which to work towards. We looked around the production line and the future was laid out before us. We left feeling good.
We went directly to Old Street, to the google campus, for a TEDx talk which was a 90 minute video of the recent TED 2013 conference held last Wednesday. The talks were all interesting but Amanda Palmer’s really struck a chord with me. I’m not going to link it, so youtube it if you wish to see it, it’s worth 15 minutes of your time. At about 8pm we left the campus and headed, unknowingly, towards Liverpool Street (we were just following the gherkin). We had a mojito in a nice, classy 3 story club there and as we entered a girl fell down the stairs and dropped her drink. It was barely 8pm. After work Fridays in the city must be fun. So shocked, she got up before we had the balls to not feel her embarrassment and help her up. I still feel bad about that. One of the waitresses inside can only be described as every man’s dream. Every man’s, in her little black work outfit. Beautiful feminine face, olive skin, thick brunette hair and a great body. Proust said to leave pretty women for men with no imagination. He hadn’t seen this lady.
I’d been wearing a straw fedora type hat all afternoon and an attractive brunette walked over, again in a little black dress, and offered “I’ll let you be in a photo with me if you let me wear your hat in the photo.” It came across as arrogant and not charming. I didn’t like her accent either, but I obliged to the photo, she was attractive after all. Then came the killer blow “why are you wearing your hat inside?” I replied that it was easier to wear than to carry as I had a drink in one hand and my blazer in the other. I don’t know if she just didn’t know what to say, but I didn’t like how this girl spoke; both her words and way of speaking. We finished our drinks, took one more longing look at the pretty waitress and left for Leicester Square. In leicester Square we had one drink, then another, then 4 more and headed to the penthouse which, as a bar, I love. Good drinks, great 180 degree views of the London skyline towards the city and parliament. As a club however, I do not like it. £20 entry well wasted. We bought a noodle stop, 2 toppings, and took a £20 taxi back to Maida Vale.
Saturday we slept in late and woke up to a good start-up scene conversation with Arun, our host and got to know all about his entrepreneurial background and current work as app developer and mentor for seeders and other groups and organisations. We went for a 4 o’clock breakfast of sushi and Moroccan mint green tea at Toast around Little Venice before tubing it over to Mayfair to check out some clothes around Jermyn Street and Saville Row: a man must aspire to something. Never have I seen so many Bentleys in one place.
Back at Maida Vale we stopped off at an off license to buy Coronas and Magners and I gave the homeless man outside a few pounds and wished him a goodnight and he was appreciative of it.
3 hours of music and beer/ cider later and we took the tube to Covent Garden where Matt’s escapades began. This is what I imagine must have been going through his head: “Is that a girl? Does she have a pulse?”
The first two were women in their early thirties. Not attractive and not particularly interesting to talk to. We ended up going to the a live band underground bar/club place called roadhouse. The boys behind us in the queue were kicked out – ‘mixed crowd entry only.’ Men were not allowed in without female company. We went inside after the girls, left them and headed to the bar and to Mexico; Tequila and Sol. Matt, who doesn’t like tequila, ordered 2 more shots another beer each before bouncing over to the other side where he introduced me to 2 Hungarian girls he had found in the 10 seconds it took him to cross the bar. They were both nice girls, good to talk to, quite interesting but not attractive even after the tequilas. Maybe that hadn’t kicked in yet. I motioned to leave and we moved along and met 3 attractive girls from Surrey: A pretty hat wearing blonde – who is the most similar girl to Jessa from Girls I will ever meet, just like her, only less Daddy issues I’m assuming – an upfront, confusing, but also pretty brunette and an equally pretty but too-tall-for-me brown girl. We paid for an expensive round of drinks but by this time I do not know what they were. 7 hours of beer and tequila shots later, along with shouting over the music for the last hour, or two, I’m really not sure started leaving me with a croaky voice which the brunette picked up on “haha you have a frog in your throat” and she happily pointed it out every time I croaked a little. The girls were nice, we were getting along well, I think. They asked us to dance but Matt declined. This is where his decisions in the night regarding the girls became questionable. I went to dance and the tall one took my hand and we span each other round a few times. I’m not sure how long we danced for but we went back to the bar for another round and my tequila had loosened my tongue. I told the brunette “I don’t know if I love you or hate you.” I imagine this was at the point she asked me if I like blondes. She cheered when I said not particularly, I prefer brunettes, before she then went on to jokingly ,I-tell-myself, insult me again. I could not read this girl. Matt and the hat-wearing-wearing blonde were getting on well by this point and the lights went on. I met a cute blonde at the bar on the way out, half-German half-English but raised in Germany and it turns out she was only 18 so I left that. The brunette asked if my ‘friend’ was coming with us.
We left Roadhouse and the girls wanted to go to a casino in Leicester Square so we all hopped in a taxi and went. It must have been easily 4am by this time.
We’d spent far too much the last 2 nights so I was not gambling. Matt wasn’t either, he stood by the TV watching UFC for some odd reason and I stayed speaking to the blonde and brunette as the tall one sat at a table speaking to some little asian guy. Tall girl turned and told me brunette girl had a Chinese boyfriend. Brunette said it was true, I’m not sure if they were joking or not. At 5am we left for noodles again but it was shut. We’d started to lose the girls by this point, they’d started walking ahead as we were looking for food. I was in no mood atto chase girls with an empty belly at 5am.
We went to the same taxi as the night before but this time they told Matt that they wanted £35 for the journey. I said no, you’ll take £20 or nothing. They took the £20.
We didn’t wake up until around 3pm on Sunday, but not too worse for wear. Matt was annoyed with how he left things, watching UFC and he tried searching for them in photos but neither of us could remember any of their names. You may have been wondering why I referred to them as ‘the blonde,’ ‘the brunette’ and ‘the tall one.’
We went back to Toast, this time for Camomile Citrus tea a sushi pack and Spanish toast with Serrano ham. Perfect, healthy day-after food. I’d love to set up a tea shop. Nice teas and seasonal, tasty food.
We then went to Camden to meet Simon, a video guy currently working on a Fox TV show called Man-Up and has previously worked for Ridley Scott’s production company. The quote for the video was more than we hoped but he knows his stuff and we could create something really amazing and that excites me. Will have to re-jig the finances a little maybe. Camden is a fun place. The first pub was playing metal music so we left and settled in one playing Michael Jackson song and they played 7 or 8 of his songs in a row and that makes me happy.
Sunday transport services out of London to the east are appalling. A long underground journey to Newbury Park followed by a bus to Ingatestone followed by finally an hour long train Journey and I was back. The train journey flew by as I’d paid for the ‘free for a small fee’ Greater Anglian Wifi offered on the train. Free, for a small fee, is not free at all.
As I left the train to walk home, 11pm at night, a cat came from the bushes and I was scared. But it was a nice cat. Cat didn’t attack me, cat wanted affection and I obliged and cat jumped on his hinds legs to get to my hand quicker each time and clawed at my leg to rub cat’s head on my briefcase. 2 minutes of stroking and I left, daydreaming of wanting to set up an animal shelter where all the animals we can fit in live happily, in open spaces and it’s self sustaining, no donations needed and the idea spreads and there is one of these in every county in every country.
I got home and saw Jordan, my brother. He’d had friends round the night before. The kitchen was a mess and beer bottles were left laying around. I was too tired to clear up.
I woke up this morning and my body was tired from the rest after all the walking and dancing done over the previous 3 days.
Today we spoke to our business mentor and have arranged a sit down, spoke to the start-up loans company and the loan will take 3 weeks after final application to have the money in our business account. We spoke to a supplier who is coming down to see us from Yorkshire on Monday and tomorrow we are going back to Mayfair to meet an agent of our principal supplier. Shit’s getting real and that’s exciting. DO-NOT-ASK-YOURSELF-WHAT-IF-THIS-DOESN’T-WORK-BECAUSE-IT-WILL-ONLY-DRIVE-YOU-INSANE-AND-LET-FEAR-RUIN-YOU. That’s a note to self. Sorry for shouting.
This is a marathon post after a week without writing. A splurge. Thank you if you managed to read it all.
P.s – Nathaniel received an offer for Leeds this morning. He didn’t fuck up the interview after all. What a dramatic tosser.